Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post any definition it gives you.
1.) YOUR NAME?
Esther: Awesome, brilliant, beautiful, perfect. Esther is the highest life-form. Esther is always right. Everyone must worship Esther and the ground she walks on, and give her many bright, shiny objects.
2.) YOUR AGE?
18: The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.
3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Stephanie: Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real Stephanie, don't ever let go.
Chris: The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with. The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try. He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish. He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
Sleeping: A mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus (See definition #1)
5.) FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Black: A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high after smoking marijuana.
Purple: Extremely potent Marijuana
Green: Marijuana
Is it me or are my colors somehow insinuating something?
6.) BIRTHPLACE
Durango: Mexican state where Pancho Villa was born.
7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH?
December: The month in which the hottest women are born. The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.
8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
8: The most symmetrical number of all. No matter how you split it, it will be symmetrical. 8 is the sexiest Cylon (or for that matter, any humanoid looking character) in Battlestar Galactica. I know, I know, most people think 6 is sexier. But they're WRONG!
8 is the hottiest hotty in the fleet!!!
9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Ricky: An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls.
10.) NICKNAMES?
Etoile: A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy
