Well sort of like "Haiku's" Johnny and I brainstormed the other night and well... these came out.... have funn and Happy Lover's day....
Oh shit, I already used that line
how about will you be mine?
dammit! such unoriginal valentine--Me
I like your hair
i dislike your nose
your pants are squared
and your butt looks gross
Hahah! Jk JK!!! Happy valentines... :D--Johnny
I would send you chocolates but that'd give you pimples...
i'd give you roses but they'd die before getting to you...
i'd write a poem but i can't think of something to say...
so i'll just wish you a happy valentines the way i do...
(i'd flash you on the webcam but your internet is so slow). -- Me
Valentines is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make you feel like shit!!!!--Johnny
If cupid already shot a dart
at your vulnerable heart
I know the dude you fell for
Is a lucky son of a... door...man :D
JK! Happy valentines!-- Me
If flowers make you feel better
I'd send one with a letter...
but i'm just a poor tramp
who can't afford a stamp
so I send you this offline
to wish you a happy valentine.--Me
I can't say something that'll make you feel better
but if you're in love with someone... go get her!
I sure wish you the very bestest of luck
oh no... i just got stuck...
well happy valentines! :D--Me
Happy Valentinees day!!!!