Dearest....

Dear Jimmy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer outside the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning our matching Snoopy underwear, but I'll keep your neighbor's dog as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you should stop picking your nose.
Go drown,
Alice James

Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5) I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11)
(12),
(Your name)

Then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my butt
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta -Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - Outside the mental hospital
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In your closet
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Sleepy - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Grey - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your neighbours dog
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - My virginity
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample [X]
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet butt
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Am better off without you
Y/Z – haven't showered in a month

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Chocolate milk – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Soda - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – I threw up yesterday
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Greetings to your frog, Leonard
Barcelona - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Warm tingly sensations
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown

Under Construction

Whalalala I've gone CRAZY!!! its cuz the earth is shaking!!! no, its NOT 2012 yet... jeezz that movie was like :O traumaaaa... I mean the endtime as I grew up knowing it'd be like (you know like super anti-antichrist-and-his-forces-kind-of-powers for us :D ) sounds waaay more interesting and exciting then just the earth finishing and starting again phhhtt!! I WANNA BE SUPERMANN!! (ok, super girl). But anyways I like got sidetracked heeree -cheesy grin-.
the earth is shaking but not because of any earthquake or thyphon... That would be because heavy mach. is around. Our street is under construction ... again -rolls eyes-.
so what theyre doing is destroying the street (I think that explains the shaking), to reconstruct it all over again. Phhtt! Oh gosh, they cut out the water..... how am I supposed to take a shower tomorro?! hmmphh... thank god for water reserves (every time we move houses, we like to know the house has a water reserve uder the house, just in case things like this happen.), they're of the Lord (the water reserves).
Funny it was that my mom had barely finished sweeping the street and washing the entrance and then this huge truck releases its load of sand... IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSEE!!! WTH?!so yah, thankfuly our parking space is on a side street (the nice thing about living in a corner) and we don't actually have to go out the "Sand way".
What I don't like about this (aside from the earth shaking and the noise of heavy mach. getting in my nerves), is that the (horrible, disgusting-and sometimes drunkard-, Perverted and extremely non-attractive) workers, keep checking me out! -panics- Gash! if only Mexicans were more attractive... well at least the Mexicans in my side of Mexico are NOT... oo well, PTL.I guess there has to be ugly to be able to appreciate the handsome :D.
Heh, I remeber when just a year ago, we had these workeres in the house for a floor change... but that's another story. For now, lets just hope the Mexicans stop checking me out and crawling by my window :D.

Doodles from a heart in love

So one day at school i was bored (as always) and I was doodling... this is what came out... :D

Sunday

Sunday! I bet my Sunday rocked far more than yours!! nahahha yeah I'm not being a show off but yeah just you wait and see why!

So I wake up an hour late (great way to start the day) and I feel great! I go online and guess who? yups Chris comes in to make my day -smiles- well at least we could talk for five mins (that alone would have made my day), so I go downstairs to a kick-ass breakfast and some nice devotions w/ the fam. We made up our minds and we were gonna go to this amusement park for the (rest of the) day, so dad got bread and ham, and we got in the car... but wait... my mom has no way of protecting herself from the sun and that alone could ruin her day, so we go to wal-mart to find an umbrella but humm... the one's wal-mart's got are bright orange... eww. So we're headed back home all discouraged cause the whole amusement park thing went wrong when my mom suggests we go look for an umbrella somewhere else, even if we don't get to go to the park, we can get that over with just in case you know.
so we go the soriana (very similar to the wal-mart) and yups we find the perfect umbrella. but I get this sudden urge to get ice cream, I was deciding to whether i get a cone or a whole liter.... I opted for the liter cause it way cheaper and yummier and i get more for myself hehe (I can never get enough ice cream).
So I get myself the big liter of ice cream (YAY!!) So I figure that even if we're not going to the amusement park anymore, i could eat my ice cream in the car and do whatever we'll do. so I get these tiny disposable spoons and a straw (yeah, i found out its easier to eat ice cream with straws than with tiny disposable spoons) and I go to the car and enjoy my ice cream (Now that alone would have made my day soo great, but just you wait for the rest!). Fine, i didn't eat it ALL myself, i shared with Johnny and Amy and Clara and mom and dad, but no one had as much ice cream as I did, and it wasn't finished yet.
Well, my dad decided that there was still time to go to the amusement park (as it is far off outside the city) and see what it was about. So we all decided to try it out, enjoying a great amount of ice cream on the way.
We got to the amusement park and bought the tickets.
So yeah we basically went on a few lame rides and had a bit of fun, got wet and ate ice cream like never... followed by my mom's kick-ass cheese sandwiches and a hot shower.
We later watched a lame movie (2012) and ate popcorn with hot salsa (Yeay!) followed by sleepy time -smiles- great day!



 

 

captions: My Ice cream, me and my ice cream, me when we got to the park, Mum and Amy,  waiting for the f** train, In the train, J Me and C in the train, The hot brass statue guy and I, and the hot brass statue guy and I again, me and JOhnny on a lame ride, and me at the end of it all  -yawns-

I Hate

Some of you may have read this already, others not but I still appreciate your comments :D

I hate...

I hate not being able to touch you,
being here all alone and talk to myself.
I hate not being with you,
not being able to see your face,
hear your voice,
make you laugh...

I hate knowing you exist but not here,
trying to imagine what you're like.
I hate the different time zones,
and how time is never enough,
to say hello,
send a kiss...

I hate the oceans that tear us apart,
holding on to something I made up.
I hate not talking to you,
feeling anxious when I don't,
being a fool when I do,
not letting you know...

I hate the distance between us,
how I can't hold you in my arms.
I hate feeling useless,
not being able to tell you,
to let you know,
that I love you...

5 things that made Thursday worth the wait

I know a bit late but hey a post is a post right?
now lets start form 5....

5.  Baking! I got to bake banana stuff... humm as in muffins and bread and stuff.... you know baking always makes me happy! (and you sure want to be around for when I'm done :D) :)

4. Marina (Prince).
So funny and witty. Always bringing a smile to my face no matter how grouchy or frustrated I feel. you made my day worth the wait on Thurs! Love you :)

3. Anticipation. The fact that I've been waiting for Thursday to some around for the past week or more, made me appreciate much more the (last half of the) day. (what was I waiting for? scroll down to number 1)

2. Coffee. on Wed. night I came home late and by the time i was getting some shut-eye time was around 1, and waking up early on Thurs. had its consequences so coffee came to the rescue :) (coffee is just one of those things that make my day better.)

1. Chris. :) the main reason for Thursday to be anticipated. He's the kind of person who can make my day any day of the week, make me smile like the cheesier cat all day long. The sweetest guy I know. He's someone I can look up to and i can talk to for literally hours about nothing. I love the guy to pieces and every piece of me loves the guy!
On Thurs. I got to talk to him after such a long wait... It was totally worth the wait :D:D.

The Garlic chip....

Yesterday, I was  going out with my dad and as I went in the car, I saw this BIG bag of peanuts... but not just any peanuts... Chili peanuts with tortilla chips!
So I pull out a tortilla chip and I bite it. Ohmg! I was so sorry. The strong taste of garlic filled my mouth as I scowled and ran for a cup of water. Still, the strong taste of garlic wouldn't go away! (eww) So I opted for a flavor change... a banana... how pathetic.
I got back to the car and resisted the strong urge to throw away that damned bag of garlic-flavored peanuts. My dad got into the car and grabbed a handful of peanuts and told me to do likewise... I refused apologeticaly and with a scowl in my face (remembering the garlic taste), denied to touch a peanut in that bag.
I decided then, to take a look at the wrapping and read: "Super Cantinero. Peanuts + tortilla chips + chili + (yeah you guessed) GARLIC (in chips)!!! I should have seen that coming.
I put down the bag and looked straight at the road... Never, ever again will I touch a peanut bag before reading the contents and making sure there are no garlic chips hidden between the tortilla chips and peanuts!

Study...

"Study to show thyself approved..." has been lately my motivation for school... School nowadays has been something completely tedious for me, I am given a book and am told to study. But what does it really mean to study?
I read the book and I go apply the exam, but I found out the hard way that reading only isn't really the trick. By the time I got my test scores I had just applied for 5 and I realized I wasn't as smart as I thought i was. I flunked half of them and the other half i passed by minimum score... shame on me.
So this month, I decided to study, no, really study with notes and highlighting all. Damn it takes forever to understand these books in Spanish, when I'm used to doing school in English (altho I dominate Spanish as a native language, its still tedious), and I can hardly concentrate at all... even if I'm in a well-lighted room alone, or listening to music or talking to people, I just can't concentrate on my books... LHM! But Lord willing I'll learn something from this and pass my next tests with flying colors.

Tuesday!!

Hey peoples...
Its tuesday!! you know what that means? it

means its music lesson day! or at least it has

been for the last 6 months or so... we were

anticipating the teacher's visit today, but

after an hour of waiting (he's usually 45

minutes late) we knew he wasn't gonna come

anymore.
He later called and asked us to change the day

for tomorrow, instead of today, cause he "got

busy" soo yeah I'll see if I can write tomorrow

and tell ya'll about my lesson yeay-not :D
So I'll post some pictures I took of myself and sibs at school time.

Little Johnny is so big now...

 mirror view

Glamorous merandom

Love u guys!

Still alive, still kickin'

HEY THERE, my nonexistent blog readers!! I'm baacck!!
back? :O:O from wheare? where was I gone? .... sigh... well i have to confess I was lost in thought.... not a very common place for me to be, but I belief its time to get back to writing.... well at least journalism isn't as bad as writing poetry.... WHOAH wait a second! writing poetry rocks!! and so does journalism but poetry is like yayayayyaya you know i go cuckoo all over poems :D:D
So what made me want to get back to my bloggie? .... humm... OK today I woke up to an offline from Sandy telling me to join "our weird family" blog... and i was like whuut? so yeah i joined and i realized i have this blog i never post anythign to so lets start all over again...
So every when will I be posting? humm.... every when i can, someitmes you'll see more then one post a day, sometimes one post a week... its all dependent on my mood swings lalala
 Okai so wecome back to my all-new and renovated Bolg! enjoi .... or not....
Peace- Alice